This is, perhaps, one of the best tasting horrible concepts I’ve seen since the Luther Burger.

This threat to your body’s future ability to metabolize glucose comes our way via This is Why You’re Fat - as if that’s a surprise to anyone. Evidently, this drink is actually quite simple: you mix whatever your vanilla-flavored vodka of choice is with a Mickey D’s shake. I modified this recipe a wee bit from the original, known as the Nuggetini, which I traced to This Recording.

McTini - Recipe (For two):

• 1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake
• 4 oz. Vanilla Vodka
• 2 oz. Creme de Cacao ( I wouldn’t bother going top shelf with the Godiva brand on this one, obvsly.)

I could reiterate that this drink is for two serving sizes, but if you’re really that interested in making a cocktail wherein the main ingredient comes from McDonalds, you’re probably not too worries about portion control here. Anyway, mix all the ingredients, stir, and serve in two dixie cups; why even bother getting your cocktail glasses dirty with this one?